Hilarity, Hubris and Heuristics|
[ No. 48 - October 2000 ]
The constantly morphing universe of music online ignores the change of
seasons. How did it get to be Fall? How the hell can we keep track?
It's impossible! But don't toss it all just yet. We slave and struggle
so you don't have to. Of course, don't take our word for it. Read below
for a sampling of idiocy and inspiration presently defining Internet
Digging around for some populist opinions on the moral nature of file
sharing applications we recently chanced across a chat area in a
popular rock musician's web site. Fans were asked their opinions and we
offer the informal poll results below:
Q - Are File Sharing Applications Good or Bad?
They're great! - 39%
They're ok. - 45%
They suck! - 10%
Never heard of them. - 4%
That's apparently taken from 847 votes over a three day period. During
the same three day period, the site's fan bulletin board displays over
200 posts. Of the 24 total posts (all favorable) mentioning Napster, 12
said Napster led them to sales and only one said they downloaded but
didn't buy. Read on for some music lovers' comments about file sharing
"At the beginning of the MP3 craze I searched for every tune I could
find. The more I listened to the files the more I sought out the CDs
because I wanted the best sound quality."
"I personally use it to listen to songs before I spend money on a CD
I'm not certain about."
"I know all the MP3's I've gotten off this site I already have on CD,
so I already paid my money!"
"I have downloaded several songs and am ready to buy those very albums
those songs are taken from, the end result being that none of those
artists have lost a dime from me - they've only gained."
"I would NEVER download a NOTE, because I've ALWAYS believed that (the
artist) deserves every penny."
"I think they (file sharing apps) are excellent tools to discover new
artists and "test" particular albums before buying. What if the car
dealer wouldn't let you test drive the car before buying, would you
still be inclined to purchase it?"
"File sharing programs have actually increased my music consumption."
Just Because Music Fans Like It....
Continuing with our theme, a court injunction against Napster that
would have required shutting down their service has been appealed and
reversed. The company is frantically working on a new strategy for its
defense against a lawsuit by the RIAA. Amidst Napster's trial woes, the
hot file sharing apps are now Gnutella and Freenet. Why? As distributed
networks, both Gnutella and Freenet have no central organization to
sue. Users are completely anonymous. Adding insult to injury, a
renegade group of programmers tweaked AOL's Instant Messenger (AIM)
service to enable it to route searches through Gnutella (known as
"AIMster"). AOL isn't happy about being potentially liable for
copyright infringement but they're basically helpless.
There's power in threes (and we don't just mean celebrity deaths) as a
trio of well-known musicians recently came out of the closet in favor
of Napster and file sharing in general. The ubiquitous Courtney Love,
Prince (one of the king's of the DIY ethic) and The The's Matt Johnson
have all fired withering broadsides at the major label distribution
infrastructure. Says Matt Johnson: "After much deliberation I have
decided to offer, track by track, week by week, free downloads of my
backstory about Matt Johnson is
that the album he is offering for free is a major label release.
And the promo beat goes on. Accepting the award for most ridiculous
marketing idea this year is IUMA (a division of Emusic). The music
upload site is awarding $5000 to the first ten couples who name their
baby "IUMA." As of this writing one child has already been named. Your
bemused FezGuys are considering paying $5000 to couples to *not*
inflict this on their children. Regardless of how we feel about it,
IUMA has garnered an avalanche of press. IUMA has also been busy
disbursing money to artists for web page views and recently expanded to
pay for audio streams and downloads as well. It may be a check for only
eleven cents, but at least they're making an effort. All music upload
web sites should consider sharing at least some money with every one of
their artists. After all, without the music there would be no site.
Speaking of Emusic, they've switched to providing subscription services
($19.99 for one month of access to their 125,000 songs - discounted to
$9.99/mo with a year subscription). Though Emusic will need to triple
their customer base to make a profit using the subscription model they
offer it anyway, praying the service will seem attractive to consumers
as well as a nice, legal alternative to Napster. Like so many other
Internet music sites, Emusic (languishing in a sunken stock price) is
desperately trying something, anything, to light a fire under their
And speaking of business models, MP3.com (remember them?) has been busy
cutting deals with the majors to re-establish their own subscription
service. They dole out millions of dollars in damages and license fees
and scrape for newsworthy items to keep people interested. Parsing the
newsletter is simple enough. "Fresh look and feel!" Like the landlord,
they've repainted, but the walls are still made of paper. "Partnering
to open physical stores to download and burn your own CDs!" Hasn't this
ancient idea been killed once and for all? "Send suggestions!" The
last gasping cry from the drowning man...
At the MP3 Summit last June MP3.com announced they're going to become
an infrastructure company or, in their own parlance, a "music service
provider." "We're a utility company. But we deliver music instead of
water or electricity," goes the party line. Whatever, kids. Recently
the web site also released an "open" set of tools to encourage other
companies to create products and services that link directly into
MP3.com's bloated databases. With no solution in site for effectively
and efficiently sifting through all their music, it sounds like MP3.com
is dancing as fast as it can.
Los Angeles-based major label Dreamworks Records has launched an online
The web site appears to exist
basically to streamline the label's own process of fishing for new
talent. To its credit, the site is very straightforward. A wash of
bright orange color and the numerals "1," "2" and "3" greet us on first
meeting. We chose "1" because our FezMom raised us right. We are shown
the "Artist Profile" and asked to provide a lot of information. Sure,
we have to be over 13 years old to upload music, but why do sites
insist on birthday and gender? Gak. "Genre" is another required field.
There are nine to choose from. That's right, nine. Songs, according to
Dreamworks Digital, fall into one (and only one) of nine categories. If
your music is not within one of those nine categories, don't bother
with this site.
We click through with our blatantly falsified profile into area #2: the
Submission Agreement. It's all pretty standard, dense legalese but one
section catches our eye. Point #5: "...DreamWorks Digital has access
to and/or may create...materials and ideas that may be similar or
identical to (your uploaded song)... you will not be entitled to any
compensation because of the use by DreamWorks Digital of any such...
identical material..." Kind of chilling, isn't it? It seems that one
might upload a song to Dreamworks Digital and, a year later, hear your
song on the radio recorded by someone else. Maybe the site is a big
butterfly net. They catch the butterflies and pop them in the killing
jar prior to pinning them on a nice background and hanging them on a
wall in their corporate lobby as platinum artifacts.
We submit to the sinister submission agreement and enter the download
area. Options appear for uploading a song and a graphic file. At this
point, the decision is made to not place a song on Dreamworks Digital.
Not only is the web site a faceless vortex; sucking music and giving
nothing back (no musical material is available on the site), the site's
disclaimers are enough to dampen the enthusiasm of even the most rabid
accordian player. The "Rules & Advice" window intones that exile from
the site will ensue should anyone upload more than one song over a
three-month period. The "Don't Call Us, We'll Call You" edict is
mentioned, as is an unintentionally hilarious recommendation (posing as
thoughtful advice) for the person uploading a song to not "wait for the
limo driver to ring your bell with a recording contract."
- Ease of use - very simple
- Design - thankfully, also very simple
- Tech support - N/A
- Expected user experience - shouting at the ocean
- Overall - useful to the label, nothing groundbreaking, recommend
Hi FezGuys, I'm a dinosaur. The last audio editing I did was with Ampex
351's, an Editall and a razor blade. I now find myself in charge of a
web site with a need to provide 30 second RealAudio and MP3 music
samples for our visitors. As per your recommendation I downloaded the
trial version of Xing's AudioCatalyst. It seems to be a good ripper
and I have RealProducer 7. The more "research" I do the more confused I
get. Will Sound Forge XP rip MP3's, allow me to edit audio, and create
Real Audio files all by itself? Or do I need AudioCatalyst and Sound
Forge or Cool Edit? Thanks for your cyber advice. - Doyle S.
Hi Doyle-- Thanks for writing! Many modern digital audio editing
programs take advantage of plug-in architecture that current streaming
technologies provide. What does this mean? It means that apps like
Sound Forge can export into RealAudio, MP3, and other formats. Check
the companies' web sites for specific details before purchasing. Make
sure you aren't surprised by what is and isn't included, and also
feel free to contact them to confirm if it's unclear. In some cases,
you might find that stand-alone MP3 encoders like AudioCatalyst can
create better quality MP3 files. Sonic Foundry typically does good work
but Sound Forge XP 4.5 only lets you do 20 free MP3 encodes before
requiring another $19.95 to enable unlimited MP3 exporting. Good luck!
- The FezGuys
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